First off, the title is the beginning of a very interesting story that goes against everything mom brought me up learning.
It started off with me going swing dancing at the Sammon Center for the Arts where there was going to be a costume contest. Some of the people there looked really good while some looked really evil. (The front of her T-shirt says, “Evil” in blood read.) Of course, I got decked out as Disco Stu and rocked the casba. My friend Andre then approached me about heading out to the Lizard Lounge for some good happy time at a “Pimp and Ho Costume Contest” Never turning down an opprotunity to shake my groove thang, I happily joined him and his girlfriend. But I was lacking one essential piece of the puzzle.
A Ho.
So, I turned to this really charming girl I just met and blurted out, “Will you be my Ho tonight?” After not being able to get in touch with her friends who she was supposed to hang out with for an after party, she grabbed my arm and I took off…complete with my wench … err…ho at my side.
The Pimp and Ho Contest was more than a specticle worthy of wating in the outside drizzling cold for. Some of the people were totally self-expressed in their Pimp-Daddyness. There was even a female pimp, that was quite the Mack Mamma. But they were all infinitles compared to the Mack Daddy of the Pimp Daddies. He won first prize.
And then came the Ho’s:
If you can pay close attention to these next few pictures, you will see that just about every male fantasy was present on stage. Heck, there was even two girls that flashed. You like Zebra’s? They had them. Transvestites? Yup. Them too.
Overall it was a great time. My legs are definitely in pain from the football, earlier today, the hours of swing dancing, club dancing and standing around. Thankfully, I had little enough sense to say, “Hey, Maybe I should take a break.” and went out dancing instead. The rest of the night was spent discussing Europe, Programming HTML, dancing and francais parlant avec Miss Scarlet. (My Ho for the night.)
Life is grand, n’est pas?
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