As many of you know, I own a Saturn Sports car, and love it profusely. I’ve been through a lot with it, and still hold it, like all things I care for, dear to my heart.

I took it to get checked out and as soon realized that I hadn’t eaten in a long time. After talking to one of the salesmen I asked if there was any place to eat in walking distance he offered to take me for a “test drive” and then we could go pick something up. Highly honored by this request, I still declined. He later came to me and said that they had “copious amounts of Wendy’s Chili” in the back. Not turning down FREE food, I went to the back and chilled out with the Saturn folk and saw my future car.

Mmm…Sky. Unfortunately, they’re only making about 1,500. So, I’ll have to be waiting outside the Saturn dealership line like I did for my PS2.

My stay at the dealership took a lot longer than I was told, so I wasn’t happy about that, but the free lunch allowed me to easily overlook that small setback.

Afterwards I went out swing dancing and I learned that pretty much no matter what mood I’m in, dancing will cheer me right up. Someone once told me, “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.” Since that doesn’t jive with my morals and beliefs, I’ve altered it to say, “is to dance with someone else.” It’s not nearly as catchy, but fits me quite well.

Y’all be good now, ya hear?!