As of yesterday, it had been way too long since I had been dancing.  And I was itching to change that.

SO!  I donned my new chapeau, which I picked up at Hot Topic and headed off to Sons of Hermann Hall.  I caught up with a few friends of mine I hadn’t seen in some time, and just had a freggin’ blast.  I also heard the best Pirate Joke ever.  It would lose it’s interpretation over the Internet, so next time you see me, demand that I tell it to you.  YARR!!!

Then as a group of us were walking to our cars, I learned a surprising about of information about a fellow Yehoodi poster in just once brief sentence:  “Man, it’s been so long, I think my hymen is growing back.”  When I didn’t think it could get much funnier than that, I heard someone say, “What’s a hymen?”  I told him to go back to High School.

And to top it off, seven minutes after midnight, I got the most bizarre and amusing answering machine message of my life.  (Warning ~1Meg big)  For those that can’t make it out, she’s singing about a cat coughing up a furball.  Ack!’s included.  Let’s hear it for bizarre messages!

I’m still snickering over the pirate joke.  Heh heh…C’EST TOUT BIEN!!!